There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey

The American and Japanese gymnasts kept falling off the pommel horse during the Indivdual and Team All Arounds. I got suspicious.
No, I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

Title: Busby's Pommel Horse
Characters: England, America, Japan
Rating/Warnings: PG, crack
Summary: As the host nation, England has access to certain equipment, which can be cursed to enact certain revenge.


( In his capitol, at this very moment, England suddenly had an idea. )

Title: Seducing You With Shakespeare
Pairings/Characters: USUK, Monaco (Sophie)/Serboga (Sergio), France, Japan.
Word Count: 2,927
Rating/Warning: PG, high school AU, Shakespeare sonnets and google search analysis.
Summary: It's Valentines Day, and someone's been putting sonnets in Alfred's locker.


( Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? )

Title: Talk to Me
Characters/Pairings: USUK, France, Canada, Japan, Egypt
Rating/Warning: PG, letter story for the most part.
Summary: About a week before Alfred leaves for a dig in Egypt, he and Arthur get into a fight. With a little help from their friends, will they be able to patch things up, or is this it for good?

(  I have no idea what you said to Arthur at the party last night, but he is packing his bags as I write this. )

America's Sleepytime Adventures: For the prompt: America looks for someone to sleep with him after watching a scary movie.
Word Count: 2,546

( "...now his companion had gone off to Slumberville without him. Selfish jerk." )

Sweet 16: Drabbles from the Round of 16: Uruguay vs. South Korea, USA vs. Ghana, Germany vs. England, Netherlands vs. Slovakia, Japan vs. Paraguay, Spain vs. Portugal.
Word Count: 1,048

( As you are about to see, there will now be less and less drabbles. )

Round 1: Drabbles for the first round of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. If you didn't know, that's going on in South Africa right now. These are only the games with at least one canon Hetalia character, which New Zealand totally is, except for France vs. Uruguay, because I wrote this while watching South Africa vs. Uruguay and I'm still pissed off at Uruguay. Needless to say, OC!Uruguay turned into a heartless jerkface, so Ijust decided to scrap it. Still don't think I can pull it off without offending everyone in Uruguay until Mexico crushes them. >:D
Word Count: 1,024

( Only one word can describe this World Cup so far: Weird. )

No, it's not Cinderella. Not even close.

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Taunts You With: Amesconerellica just wants to go to the ball. His step relatives won't let him. Prince England just wants to find someone who can eat his scones, but his horrible culinary skills won't let him. Crack ensues.

Word Count: 2,699

Now with lovely fanart-sketch by lovely_knight 

( Once upon a time in a land that wasn’t exactly nearby, but wouldn’t be described as far away by any means, lived a young man named America that everyone called Sconerella. Just because. )

My Family by Im Yong Soo: "Tell my about your family..."
Word Count: 766

( I have trouble believing you're your own grandfather. )