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Title: Turnabout Hero
Characters (for this part): Phoenix Wright, Canada, France, Germany, Prussia, Hungary
Rating/Warnings: PG, murder. Crossover with the Ace Attorney series.
Summary: When Alfred F. Jones is accused and tried for murder, Phoenix Wright is brought in to defend him. Solving a murder with this strange bunch will not be easy, and with secrets around every corner and the entire country against him, can Phoenix prove him innocent?
A/N: This is a deanon from the kink meme.


( "I wouldn’t be trusting you with our dear Alfred’s case if it weren’t for your charming assistant.” )

Title: Shot in the Dark
Characters/Pairings: USUK
Rating/Warnings: PG, Cardverse AU
Summary: Alfred really doesn't want to get married, and after Arthur wins the archery tournament for his hand, he lets him know it.


( “I don’t know if you are aware of this or not, but I’m being forced into marriage!" )

Title: Pirate Treasure
Characters: England, America, mentions of Spain and Romano.
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13, AU, piracy and fantastic racism
Summary: Pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland aims to take revenge on his rival Captain Antonio Fernandez and finds something he wasn't expecting.


( “I know Fernandez is a bastard, but even by his standards, that’s low,”  )

Title: Swimming for Gold
Characters: America, England, OC reporters, mentions of Japan, Australia, France, China, Sweden, Russia.
Rating/Warnings: PG, swimming talk by someone who doesn't know much about swimming.
Summary: Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland are childhood friends competing for the same gold medal. Just an average day for them, really.
A/N: So this could take place in 2020, or it could take place sometime further in the future. You decide.

( “If I minded pressure I wouldn’t be competing in the Olympics.” )

Title: Prince Alfred's Grand Escape
Characters: America, England, random OC, mentions of Canada.
Rating/Warnings: PG, none
Summary: Prince Alfred is going to be stuck in a marriage he never wanted. When he tries to escape, he runs into pirate Captain Kirkland.

( “You could have shouted. I would have killed you, but you could have alerted the guards." )

So clearly, when I say "there will be one more part," I mean eventually and not like, within what would be considered an adequate span of time. Point is I finally finished this story. \o/

Title: Holding Out - Part 20: Forever
Characters: America, England, Hungary/Austria (if you squint), Romania(Vlad)/Bulgaria(Grigor), mentions of Spain
Rating/Warnings: PG13, Sorta X-men-universe crossoverish kinda sorta except I call 'mutants' 'supers' so maybe The Incredibles crossoverish kinda sorta? Point is, some people have superpowers. And it's a pseudo-police state.
Summary: Eight months after Alfred left for New York and seven after he last heard from him, Arthur gets a surprise.

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  Part 6  Part 7  Part 8  Part 9  Part 10  Part 11  Part 12  Part 13  Part 14  Part 15 Part 16  Part 17  Part 18   Part 19


( "It's time for you to get our of your bed and face the rest of your life." )

Title: Infinity and Beyond
Pairings/Characters: USUK, mentions of Japan.
Word Count: 2,701
Rating/Warnings: PG, minor cursing.
Summary: After being banished from the underground Settlement, Alfred and Arthur are forced to live on the uninhabitable surface. But they have a crazy plan, a rocket, and each other. What more do they need? Well some water would be nice...


( Their water reserves were running dangerously low; another day or two with no results and they’ll be done for.  )

Title: Time Off
Pairings/Characters: USUK, Thailand (Kiet), Netherlands (Lars), Rome (Romulus), Germania (Helmut), Austria, Italy, China. Mentions of Germany/Japan, France.
Word Count: 1,882
Rating/Warnings: PG, some kisses, Cardverse AU
Summary: The King and the Queen have been working very hard lately, so the King is planning a surprise.


( "I need a favor..." )

Title: A Daemon Touch
Characters/Pairings: USUK
Word Count: 1,198
Rating/Warnings: PG, random abrupt style changes, HDM crossover
Summary: When he was little, America would touch England’s daemon all the time.
Notes: So I had this idea in my head, and it's a really good idea I think, or at least it has parts that are good, but I wasn't sure how to go about. And then I ran out of time. And now I'm making excuses. I wanted to do something for every day of Sweethearts Week this year because I missed it last year, but I ran out of time today. I'll do better tomorrow.


( “She still changes her mind about what she wants to be. How on earth can you govern yourself if you’re still not sure who you are?” )

Oh hey I still write stuff.

Written for the aph_historyswap.

Title: Speaking Easy
Characters/Pairings: USUK, random humans, mentions of France, Germany, and Romano.
Ratings/Warnings: PG, illegal drinking
Summary: England meets America in a speakeasy to talk about his recent behavior.

( You’ve spent half this decade gallivanting off in France, shirking your official duties, and getting drunk off of the worst of Romano’s cheap booze.” )